To become an official member of the elite and prestigious Paula Squad, simply follow these three steps:
1) Watch The Man Show on Comedy Central each and every weekend at 10:00 PM EST, and cheer wildly whenever Paula jugs it up across your TV screen.
2) Support both Paula's Juggy and non-Juggy venues, such as her skintightdancers.com and shoppinggirl.com websites.
3) Praise Paula's name, worship the ground that she walks on, and promote this gorgeous gal whenever possible. But always try to do it with class, style, and respect for the lady. Sure, we may lust after her, but we're not sex-crazed perverts. Well, at least not in public...